Do you see yourself as a leader? Disclaimer: This post is purely satirical and doesn’t reflect any serious leadership aspirations. It’s just a bit of fun to poke fun at the idea of leadership. Am I a leader? Well, I haven’t exactly led a revolution or commanded armies, but I did once lead a group of friends to the best Patat truck in town, so I guess that counts for something. I’m a natural-born leader of… well, mostly myself. I’m the kind of leader who can rally the troops (my cats) for a midnight snack or inspire a world-changing idea (like finally organizing my sock drawer). I’m not afraid to take charge, as long as it involves minimal effort and maximum snacks. I’m the kind of leader who believes in delegating tasks… to literally anyone else. After all, why do it yourself when you can boss someone else around? I’m also a master of motivational speaking, although my speeches tend to be more about the importance of naps and the dangers of low-quality snack foods. I’m the kind of leader who can inspire a team to achieve great things, like finally finishing that Netflix series they’ve been putting off for months. Of course, being a leader isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes, you have to make tough decisions, like whether to order pizza or Chinese…